MILITANTS HAVE KIDNAPPED THE FOLLOWING NIGERIAN LEADERS...

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Okay, not really, but if the following joke were real, that would be the leading headline in all of Nigeria's newspapers and even in many foreign papers as well.

Enjoy the 'lighter' side of Nigerian politics....

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is  moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

The man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku,Buhari, Tony Anenih, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani,
Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, Maurice Iwu, Adedibu, Ibori, Olubunmi Etteh, and Igbinedion.
They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them
on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?"

The man responded "About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches."


Too funny!!!

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Waffarian said...

Too funny! hehehehehe

guerreiranigeriana said...

...bwahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha...

simplynuttie said...

ROTFLMAO

Anonymous said...

Very funny, but it would be a relief from oil workers and kids

Nyemoni said...

ROTFLMHO!!! hahahahaha Nice one!

Omodudu said...

Okay..I am not laughing, and you know why. In totally unrelated news let me google your name.

zerkhezi said...

ha ha,good joke.

CATWALQ a.k.a LAGBA-JESS said...

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Pix Gremlin (akin) said...

This just cracked me up at work and people are looking at me as if I've lost the plot!

Afrobabe said...

I would empty my fuel tank and push the car home...I am that much for the cause...

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