Okay, not really, but if the following joke were real, that would be the leading headline in all of Nigeria's newspapers and even in many foreign papers as well.
Enjoy the 'lighter' side of Nigerian politics....
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
The man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku,Buhari, Tony Anenih, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani,
Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, Maurice Iwu, Adedibu, Ibori, Olubunmi Etteh, and Igbinedion.
They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them
on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?"
The man responded "About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches."